You all are so cool for still being followers. I want to give you a hug, but all I have right now are internet arms which I know are not nearly good enough. Still:
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See? It's a little Kirby guy and he's totally going in for a hug. Geared toward you, sexy reader. I hope that helped ease the pain.
To be completely honest, I don't even really have a set topic for this entry. Mostly I just felt bad because it's been almost 2 months since my last post and that's just not how you convince people that you're interesting and cool. "Haha, look how silent and non updated her blog is! I'm gonna recommend her to everybody!!! :D :D :D"
In my defense, though, during the week I am 100% bored and unmotivated to do anything but obsessively surf the internet, pausing here and there to play Viva Pinata on the xbox Anu got. The good news is that I can pretty much tell you everything about every celebrity scandal ever and I'm really good at Pinata farming. The bad news is that I have jack crap to write about when I finally do get guilty enough to feel like I really should make a post. I guess I could write about my Pinatas but there's only so much to be said about my frustration with Pretztails eating my Bunnycombs.
(For real though, they're not even that cute and the bunnies are adorable. I hate them so much. One time I spent a lot of money on a hat for my Bunny and then this ass face just flounced in and ate him while I was busy watering a tree. I know, I know, I could just keep two of them in my garden and be done with it, but they start fights like there's no tomorrow. And they're NOT THAT CUTE! Grrr...)
I'm going up to Lewisville next week for job training, so I suppose that's pretty exciting. I really wish it was time for the school year to start, I'm going to be the most ridiculously awesome high school TA ever. Those kids are going to learn so much science that they won't even know what to do with themselves. Also, my principal kind of hinted at the fact that I might be able to develop some outdoorsy programs for them. We're going kayaking, kiddos!
Anu and I have been working out (like Responsible Adults) regularly lately and we've decided that we're going to do Warrior Dash in November. I am so pumped. It looks like pretty much the most fun 5k in the world. If you're in Austin, you should totally do it with us because it's going to be insane. Like, crazy person in a mental institution insane.
(That wasn't a dig at those with mental illness, I've just been dying over these "Real Moment with Rachel Zoe" parody videos. Here, watch it:
So there you go.)
But yeah, back to Warrior Dash. Here's the website if you want to go:
http://warriordash.com/register2010_central_texas.php
I'm sorry this post is all over the place. I hope it's at least somewhat entertaining.
Also, Eric is going away to med school on a magical island and that makes us all very sad. We threw him a surprise party that was doctor themed, and I think it was a big hit. I won't post any saucy pictures for fear of med school/ bosses/ students finding them and deciding that we're all bad people, but here are some fairly innocent ones so you can get the gist of it:
(It says Dr. Hap Hapablap, Chief of Drinkytown. The name will make sense if you knew this kid in high school...or if you watch old school Simpsons episodes.Also, Anu said my handwriting looks like Comic Sans. You be the judge.)
See how we were all in scrubs? Commitment, guys, it's all about commitment.
Ummm...oh, I know. Another new development is that Flanagan got me straight up addicted to shopping for clothes and books on eBay. I can't stop. SUCH GOOD DEALS, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW! I was so dubious at first and now I'm desperately trying to stop myself from draining our bank account on 40,000 bargains. Thanks a lot, kid. Now I'm never going to be able to afford a pony! :(
OK, I've worn myself out. I'm going to go read Hyperbole and a Half for a couple of hours until I have to go to the gym and do more squats and other horrible things that promise to make my body parts more attractive. Ugh.
Love and Kisses,
Dana
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