Video Time!

Desperation

Ahhhhhh I have to figure out what I want to eat for dinner AND go get it in the 30 minutes between Community and the Office!!!

SORRY PARKS AND REC, I JUST DON'T LIKE YOU AS MUCH. AMY POEHLER, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

Real blog update later! After 30 Rock! I don't like the Marriage Ref!

Love and Kisses,
Daner

BAD BLOGGER

Holy hell, I really need to get better at this!

Life has been a little stressful lately, Anu is continuing to work crazy hours and I'm trying to fill my time with lots of sub jobs and studying for my content exams. The problem is that it's RIDICULOUSLY BORING to both sub AND study so I find myself wasting lots of time. I also have these lazy, lazy cats who are really good at convincing me to emulate them. Look at the lazy fatties:

So lazy. So fat.

Last night before I went to bed I was trying to think of something interesting I could post up here for you guys. Unfortunately I couldn't come up with anything, so here are some Haikus I wrote:

Tree Pollen

I feel degraded

Horrible green dust in air

Please don't rape my nose

RNA

No, I don't use you

Cells prefer "deoxy" you

Get a double strand.

Facebook

Desperation has

finally become OK

Remember high school?

Vacuums 

Are you kidding me?

Change the damn filter AGAIN?

I want a Roomba.

The point is that I can write a Haiku about anything as long as I know what it is. I'm not kidding. I write Haikus all the freaking time at work. I used to write them at Alfred Angelo, too. I'm told that some of them were found in strange places after I left. Boy I'm cool. I also used to draw squids, but that's not important right now. You give me a topic and I'll give you a Haiku in 5 minutes or less.

In other horrible boring news, I really need a new handbag. My old Kathy Van Zeeland is beginning to wear down on the handle seams and that just looks like crap. I'm going to need another big purse to replace it since the small ones just aren't cutting it for me anymore. Suggestions? I'm looking to not spend a fortune on it, either, since Anu and I are saving up for a new air conditioner and tankless water heater. House shit is expensive, y'all. Heed my words of wisdom.

In non sequitur news, I want to jump in a freezing cold pool of algae and salamander poo like WOAH. Summer is drawing ever nearer and I am having crazy Barton Springs jones. Jason, I don't know how you live with them since you're all the way up there in freezing cold cow and cheese land. Seriously, I hate being cold more than anything else in the world, but something about that moment when you jump in and your breath is literally shocked out of your body by how effing cold it is makes me all happy inside. I miss you Barton Springs, and I'll see you in late May probably.

I suppose that's all for now. I really am trying to be good about updating this blog. I'll get better.

Love and Kisses,

Daner

Things I love

I'm feeling good today, you guys, it's nice and stormy outside and I'm meeting up with my amiga Teri tonight for beers and chatter. I was thinking that since I've got a happy vibe going right now that I'd do a favorite things post and share some of my warm fuzzies with you all. Sound like a plan? OK, bring on the pictures:

Strawberry Sour Straws! They are like CRACK to me, I snarf them down in a truly embarrassing time frame. 

Amy's ice cream Banana Splits. They make it into a little boat!

The unmatched tranquility of Assisi, Italy. Seriously, I have never been able to settle my mind the way I could here. It's pure serenity.

 Rome, Italy. One of the most beautiful places I have ever been...and I've been a lot of places!

My kiddos!

Hilarity from the internets...I collect it like raccoons collect shiny things they see in the sun.

xkcd!

beer!

 Dancing!

Gulab Jamun and Kheer

Red Wine. What is white wine even FOR? Just cooking, right? Why would you drink a wine that wasn't red? I hope to die at the ripe age of 95 by drowning in a barrel of delicious Chianti. Mmmmm...

Tattoos! I have my next one all planned out and ready to go...now somebody give me $300.

Cute shoes!

My amazing friends

David Mother Effing Gray. Did I mention that I met him? Because, dude, I totally did. I'll tell you about it sometime. 

Being married to this guy

And that is just the tiny tiny tip of the iceberg. I'll have to do more of these posts, I have SO MANY things I could list. I need to get some lunch now kiddos, my stomach is going to eat itself if it doesn't get delicious digestion fodder soon. I hope your days have been wonderful!

Love and Kisses,

Daner

can't type, can still blog...